Them That Raised Us Lament

Sure, self-experimentation seems like all fun and games but then it goes affecting your mind and you unleash your killer robots on the city. Just look at what happens to Dr. Alloy here. He goes nutty as an outhouse rat, folks. But don't worry, Goon wouldn't let no mechanized contraption knock down his favorite watering hole, Norton's Pub. Let's just keep our fingers crossed that Franky and Butler Lagarto Hombre can find a cure for Alloy's madness before he goes ticking off the Goon.