X Marks the Spot

After shooting himself in the head, Deadpool has a vision of turning himself into a pirate and buys a small boat which he has outfitted with many big guns. With Hydra Bob along as the ship's parrot, Deadpool heads to the resort island of Jallarka to do a little plundering. While he is on shore being annoyed by the tourists and getting the lay of the land (but NOT the lay of the blind girl in the information booth), Deadpool discovers that his pirate ship has been stolen by, well, other pirates.