Shang-Chi: Master of Kung Fu One-Shot #1

Shang-Chi has won the last few annual Summer Solstice Burnout motorcycle races against villains trying to raise money for other villains (and the homeless). The other competitors hire Deadpool to make sure Shang-Chi doesn't win this year's race. He doesn't. Deadpool doesn't either. Instead they become friends and chow down on delicious hot dogs made with \"mystery meat\" (could it be Soylent Green?).