Dire Flail // Dire Blunderbuss

Dire Flail

Mana: {R}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {1} Craft with artifact {3}{R}{R} ({3}{R}{R}, Exile this artifact, Exile another artifact you control or an artifact card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

Dire Blunderbuss

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact other than Dire Blunderbuss. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature." Equip {1}

"Thought you were out of my skull-bashin' range, didn't you?"